Five easy steps…to randomness:
Grab the nearest book.
Open the book to page 23.
Find the fifth sentence.
Post the text of the sentence as a comment on my blog.
Post the text of the sentence on your own blog, along with these instructions.
Provided that any of those neighbours sing out of tune, or have boots that squeak, or double chins, or odd clothes, the patient will quite easily believe that their religion must therefore be somehow ridiculous.
— C.S. Lewis, The Screwtape Letters, Letter #2