What is the optimum length of toilet paper needed to get the job done? Or, as my daughter would ask, how much can I use without clogging up the commode?
This question reminds me of my grandfather’s corn cob dispenser from an old outhouse in Kentucky. (Apparently paper was a luxury back in those days.) It would dispense two red corn cobs and then a yellow one. He said that the yellow one was in there to see if you needed to use some more red ones.