A man hiking along a road…

A man hiking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and his flock of sheep. The man tells the shepherd, “I will bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in your flock.”

The shepherd thinks it over. It is a large flock so he takes the bet. The man says, “247.”

The shepherd is astonished because that is exact number. The shepherd replies “Okay, I’m a man of my word, take an animal.” The man picks one up and begins to walk away.

“Wait,” cries the shepherd, “Let me have a chance to get even. Double or nothing that I can guess your occupation.”

The man replies, “Sure.”

“You are a bureaucrat for the government,” says the shepherd.

“Amazing!” responds the man. “You are exactly right! But tell me, how did you deduce that?”

“Well,” says the shepherd, “I will tell you after you put down my dog.”

Desire to Be

From the last chapter of The Cloud of Unknowing:

It is not what you are nor what you have been that God sees with his all-merciful eyes, but what you desire to be.

The original Middle English written in the 14th century by the unknown abbott is quite readable to the modern reader:

For not what thou arte, ne what thou hast ben, beholdeth God with his mercyful ighe; bot that that thou woldest be.

Desire to be… Reminds me of a line from a Switchfoot song:

The tension is here…
Between who you are and who you could be

Desire to be…please purify my heart, oh Lord.

Interruptions

What if interruptions are what we are supposed to be focusing on?

Red Light

What if the traffic light turned red just for you so that you could stop and accept the gift of the present moment?

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